okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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