Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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