spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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