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i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I love having hate sex.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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