if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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