Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize