We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
