She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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