You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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