You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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