I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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