Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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