There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
