The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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