feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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