we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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