Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
