i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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