ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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