that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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