Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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