Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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