69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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