I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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