I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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