Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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