Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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