He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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