So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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