Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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