woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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