I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She's the barista slut.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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