tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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