so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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