This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
she told me i tasted like america
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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