OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I don't deserve a penis
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
