she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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