There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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