Christians are straight up FREAKS
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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