you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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