that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
smell my finger.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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