Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Two words: blizzard sex
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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