Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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