nut hugger
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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