I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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