I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
ttyl tear gas
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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