I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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