He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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