This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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