it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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