Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Randomize
