Sponge bath it is.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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