Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
